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FIFTEEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ON THE EBON HAWK: KotOR 2

1.  "Statement: I love you, Master!"

2.  "Aww, man, Disciple's hogging the 'fresher again, and I really have to go!"

3.  "Uhh, guys?  I think Kreia's menopausal..."

4.  "Hmm... Wonder what this button does?"

5.  "Anybody notice that nobody's flying this ship?!"

6.  "Hey, Atton, where's the Exile?  And while we're at it, where the heck are your pants?!"

7.  "Umm... Bao-Dur's arm just short-circuited.  There won't be any power in the ship for a week."

8.  "Hey all?  I think T3 just blew up..."

9.  "Uh, Atton?  That's a supernova.  Might want to steer clear of it..."  "Ohh, pwetty..." *ship explodes*

10.  "Hey, guess what!  Kreia's drunk!"

11.  (something falls off the side of the ship with a loud crash)  "What was that?"

12.  "Tell me that wasn't a pair of gizka I saw in the cargo hold..."

13.  "Hey, Atton, whatcha watchin'?"  "Uhh, me?  Nothin'..."  "Yes, you were!  Gimme that holovid.  Aha!  You were watching... BARNEY?!"

14.  Exile (rummaging through the galley):  "Twinkies, Twinkies, where are my—*GASP!*  SOMEONE ATE MY TWINKIE!!"  

15.  (After a night of hard partying in a local cantina and "messing around" with the local young men.)  Kreia:  "I feel 60 again!"
15 Things for KotOR 2. Yes, I bashed Kreia three times. Shoot me if you must, but please, have a laugh first!

EDIT: Changed #11.


KotOR = LucasArts + BioWare and/or Obsidian (Obsidian in this case since it's K2.)
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ElwinRansom Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i don't know I kinda want to hear number 14
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KotOR-MSTR Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, second comment: but I cannot help but say that for HK saying that he loves his master; it took me nearly a YEAR to figure that out!
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xRunningWithScissors Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Ohhh my god - this is the funniest K2 thing I have read so far! :XD:
I love the 'Kreia's drunk'. That would be very interesting...
Nice job!
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KotOR-MSTR Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!rofl 
I can't get enough of this stuff!!!!! I was laughing SOOOOOOO hard @ #13!!!! I wound up rolling off the bed and having my mom running up and asking what was wroung!!! I told her 'Atton is watching Barney!!!!' And she just gives me... 'the look' and left me alone!! Write more like this!!!
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Storm-DE-UP Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
@2

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

XD
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strongdinopower Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
I pissed my pants when i read #8
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blackphoenix64 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Ah, yes, #11. When I read it, I heard Mal(from Firefly/Serenity, if anybody didn't catch on) and Atton say it at the same time. And it wasn't entirely unpleasent. Which leads me to wonder about the chaos that could ensue if the two ever actually met...
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Tatooine92 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Student Writer
That... would be very, very awesome.
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blackphoenix64 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
Yes. Yes, it would. :D
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ally014 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
14 is my favorite. xDDDD
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